Easter baskets

Last year, my plan to put together an awesome Easter basket for Conrad failed miserably. He made me take everything back, not because he didn't like it, but because he doesn't like when anyone spends money on him. He feels that anything additional to what he needs to survive is superfluous. "Fine then!" I said haughtily. "Then I will only buy things for myself!" My brain doesn't really register superfluousness. So here are some ideas for my own Easter basket this year.